I really hate to miss a good pitchfork-and-torches outing. All men may be created equal, but in America the financiers of evil tend to fly on private jets. Dick Cheney is forever in some undisclosed safe location; I rarely cross paths with the Koch brothers; and the Lege has succeeded in semi-secreting Gov. Perry's schedule — so it's really gratifying when you can dig those points into the culprits’ backside and run them out of town.

Unfortunately, I was working on another story when homegrown Brown Coffee Co. sent out a tweet decrying the legalization of gay marriage in New York.

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